bilang bored ako at walang magawa, pinuntahan ko yung website na sinabi ng kaibigan ko na maraming kung anu-anong patawa.
unang entry pa lang ang nababasa ko ay tawa na ako ng tawa. mababaw lang din kasi ang kaligayahan ko. tungkol siya sa mga kasabihan at questions sa isang Ms.Gay beauty pageant.
hayaan niyong i-share ko sila sa inyo. :D
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If you would die tomorrow, why not today?
If you are daring, HOW DARE YOU?
If you want to be an animal, why did you choose to be a horse?
If you'll be given a chance why?
Bukod sa salamin,anu pa ang kinatatakutan mo?
Bukod sa lamok,anu pa ang paborito mong chichirya?
If time is gold, why not silver or bronze?
my mother is a portugese, my father from bangladesh,,,,,
and my face is putragis
From the place where you see the sun, the see and the moon...Saaaaan Seeeeemon (San SImon)
naniniwala po ako sa kasabihang kung kaya ng iba ... ipagawa mo sa kanila thank you
I firmly believe in the saying
NO ID NO ENTRY
MC:. WHAT IF YOUR BF HAS AIDS? WOULD YOU STILL ACCEPT HIM?
GAY: YES.. (PALAKPAKAN ANG AUDIENCE) COZ I BELIEVE THAT AIDS DOESNT MATTER.
aanhin pa ang damo kung muka ka namang aso...
emcee: what is abortion?
candidate: abortion is a sin committed against God because everyone deserves to celebrate a happy birthday!
maganda naman siya....
mula ulo mukhang paa
Host : What is your best feature?
Contestant : My graduation feature.
Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant : That's a very good question. Keep it up
Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Between 24 and 25!
Host : What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!
Aanhin pa ang malapalsyong bahay na to?
Kung katulong ka lamang
BULBUL mo BULBUL KO, BULBUL nating lahat BULIVIA...
bra ta ta ta tat...
IRAQ!!!
(pa sweet, patweetums)
SWITZERLAND!
(may hawak na taga, nananaga kunwari)
TONDO!
Malay niyo, Malay ko, Malay niya.....MALAYSIA!
MS. Philippines: Masaming ARING Matigas pero wala ng bigas....PILIPINAS!
"Ang baklang malaki ang bunganga ay dating pating"
"What is beauty, if the body is dirty"
Manananggal, Mangkukulam, Mangbabarang ik ik ik... PILIPINAS
Aigato arigato puki mo may tato.... JAPAN
kung ang babae ay panty at ang mga lalaki ay brief, kaming mga bading ay t-back, dahil ang mga titi namin ay laging nasa back. thank u!
Kahit gaano man kalalim ang dagat,....
hanggang dibdib parin ito ng bibe,,
"Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, kung patay na ang kabayo"...(ano daw?!)
Hola, HI MY name is Margarita la cuesta di pwede pakasta kasi may regla ARGENTINA
galingan nyo na po ang pagpapadami ng damo
dahil dumarami na ang nagmumukhang kabayo
in a gay pageant in tondo
Judge: Miss Venezuela, What do you think is the greatest problem our country is facing today, and what do you think is the solution for this?
Ms. Venezuela: Ladies and Gentlemen, I Love my Mother, I Love my Father But I dont know the answer. thank you very much
waaah!!! ang anghang!!! (umaarteng naaang-hangan..) CHILE!
BEEP BEEP BEEP! may chumuchupa sa jeep, EGYPT!!!!
(nadulas) Greece!!!
(hawak sa tyan) Hungary!
Ba be bi bo bu.... BURMA! / (takip ng mukha then nangulat) boo!!! BURMA!!!
Itaas ang kamay, ikaway, iwagayway HAWAII!!!
Yoko ono, yoko dos, yoko tres, yoko na!!! yokohama Japan!!!
Plok plok, tikman nyo ang cooking ng ina nyo!, lasap na lasap ang lasa ng tunay na manok, sa pula sa puti, TEXAS!!!
CONDENSADA, EVAPORADA, ANONG LASA? ALASKA!!!
judge: what is the most important part of your body and why?
contestant: the most important part of my body are my shoulders... why? bec. my shoulders are conected to my neck, and my neck is connected to my head, and my head carries this beauty, i thank you...
judge: what can you do to help solve the current situation/problem of our country?
contestant: that is a very good question, a good question needs a good answer, and that's my answer... thank you!
Singa one, singa two, singa three, SINGA PORE!!!
"Arkuroo kuroo kuroo kuroo kuroo kuroo, Turkey!"
"Aburik kiki kiki kiki kiki, Thailand!"
"At iiwan ko po kayo sa kasabihang 'Hindi lahat ng kabayo ay nasa kwadro, ang iba ay nandyan lang sa likod ng entablado, kasunod ko'."
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tawa ako ng tawa mag-isa eh. haha :D
